Monday, 28 October 2013
Dilemma
Yours Truly Confused continues in her attempts to buy my affection and has offered me catnip treats and cat chocolate at the same time.
She is clearly trying to figure out my price. I’m should sit here and look baleful to see if she ups the ante, but I really, really want to scarf these before Mr Kit-Kat decides to sop sulking and grab them for himself.
I have reached
Ok, I’ve checked out everything in the attic, and I’ve had a few good workouts on the gym equipment, which is just as well given that I am stuffed to the gills with all the bribes I have accepted today.
I have just followed a trail of yummy things down the stairs, might as well have a peep round the corner to see what else there is to see.
What’s going on down there?
Hmm …so far, so good, I’ve survived this place for more than twenty-four hours.
I’ve had plenty of time to investigate this attic place and now I’m wondering what’s down those stairs. I’m just a bit suspicious about the noises I am hearing down there, I swear I heard somebody called Duby talking about a ransom.
Sunday, 27 October 2013
The Attic
I was offered a nice piece of ham earlier today, and the only thing I had to do to get it was get into this crate thing. It only dawned on me after the door clicked shut behind me that crates mean travel.
Mr Kit-Kat was similarly fooled into being boxed up and we were both taken for a car-ride which thankfully did not end up at the vet (last time I was there my essentials were removed, not an experience I want to remember.
Anyhoo, here I am in this place called “attic” which is nice and bright. There are lots of things to investigate, including some stuff called “gym equipment”. Apparently humans use these things for exercise. I have tried some of them out, they make quite a nice obstacle course. Mr Kit-Kat is sulking in a corner, but that’s his problem. As long as this Yours Truly Confused person wants to buy my affection with treats, and I’ve got things to check, I’m quite happy.